An average man will spend 14.5 days of his life shaving (learnsomethingeveryday.co.uk)
Why would my initial introduction to you be with something like this you might ask? Because the Long's are not average. I have single handedly disproved the above fact. If that's average than I'm way above (or below depending on how you look at it) the average. I'm currently 22 years old, I think, and I have spent somewhere in the timeline of 4 minutes to 35.5 minutes shaving. Your Uncle Josh on the other hand broke that average by approximately 2 days by the tender age of 11, if you include shaving back hair.
It's January 14, 2010 and everybody is anticipating what will come in a little over 6 months. My graduation. The family is as excited as an army of frogs waiting to turn into a flock of butterflies. Also your birth, your soon to be entrance is undeniably exciting. I was stoked the first go around and nothing's changed this time. I'm not going to make any incredibly bold predictions about your gender. That did not bode me well the first time. I have a little bit of an inclination that you will be predominantly male but who knows. You have the absolute awesomest older sister in Magdelana. She has surpassed my intelligence and wit after only 2 1/2 years of life. She's probably more excited than anyone.
I can't wait to learn from you like I've learned from Magdelana.
very much enjoy. keep writing. uncle stud.
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